A theme for all the wedgies and wet willies ever endured. Pocket protector nation – unite!

Put on your broken glasses and your neatest get up, because this is going to be more epic than the battle of Hoth.

Grab a smooth and fittingly pale Absolut White Russian or a feisty Jackie Chan and join the discussion about why A Song of Ice and Fire is better as a book than as a TV show.

Do’s and Dont’s: 

If you’ve got asthma, this is your time to shine. Bring your inhaler for ultimate pownage.

Don’t invite the jocks!