A theme for all the wedgies and wet willies ever endured, pocket protector nation – unite! Put on your broken glasses and your neatest get up, because this is going to be more epic than the battle of Hoth. Grab a smooth and fittingly pale Absolut White Russian or a feisty Jackie Chan and join the discussion about why A Song of Ice and Fire is better as a book than as a TV show.
If you’ve got asthma, this is your time to shine. Bring your inhaler for ultimate pownage.
Don’t invite the jocks!
Absolut Vodka, Milk, Kahlúa
Cognac, Green Mint Liqueur, Green Chartreuse, Grenadine, Maraschino Liqueur, Violet Liqueur
Absolut Mandrin, Scotch Whisky, Passionfruit Juice, Chilean Hot Pepper
Milk, White chocolate stick